That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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