But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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