Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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