Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
