There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
