Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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