Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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