im holly from the hills drunk
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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