Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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