Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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