you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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