Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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