i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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