all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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