just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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