I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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