The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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