Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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