I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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