I got chris browned last night
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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