but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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