Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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