we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I just sharted jello shots
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