They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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