So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
