Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
