I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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