she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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