i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm too high and old for this...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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