shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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