could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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