next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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