Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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