I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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