she was so not down for the gang bang
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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