well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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