Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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