Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
