gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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