My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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