is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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