Please, let me fuck your mom
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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