i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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