i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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