do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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