Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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