would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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