How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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