Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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