Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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